How abysmal must an act be before it\u2019s bestowed with criminal classification?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Questions of the sort, while rare, were previously floated in the aftermath of the hateful \u201cHe\u2019s a Marine\u201d TikTok clip, one that ushered forth approximately 1,775 gallons of vomit from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now, another TikTok Adonis has emerged, an SDE poster child who, forget \u201ccringe,\u201d released 8 seconds of facial paralysis-inducing drivel that would send shivers down the spine of the devil himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The video below \u2014 if you dare call it that instead of using accepted designations like \u201ctorture symposium,\u201d \u201corbital maltreatment,\u201d or \u201cassembly of ass\u201d \u2014 was first shared via Twitter by our friends over at Zero Blog Thirty<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The number of heinous acts in the video\u2019s 8 seconds of unimaginable hell are more than can possibly be addressed via a brief story. Thankfully, responses to the tweet above did so adequately enough, speaking to everything from the inexplicable use of T-Pain\u2019s \u201cBuy You a Drink\u201d to the piss-poor lip-sync job of an elementary vernacular.<\/p>\n\n\n\n