{"id":66523,"date":"2022-11-07T13:43:25","date_gmt":"2022-11-07T13:43:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/one.sightlinemg.com\/marinecorpstimes\/uncategorized\/2022\/11\/07\/poor-land-navigation-strands-dodge-charger-on-steps-of-german-church\/"},"modified":"2026-08-08T14:53:18","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T14:53:18","slug":"poor-land-navigation-strands-dodge-charger-on-steps-of-german-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/one.sightlinemg.com\/marinecorpstimes\/off-duty\/2022\/11\/07\/poor-land-navigation-strands-dodge-charger-on-steps-of-german-church\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor land navigation strands Dodge Charger on steps of German church"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Land navigation is hard, as any second lieutenant will tell you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But thanks to modern advancements like the GPS, getting epically lost is more difficult than ever. In the case of one 20-year-old American driver in Germany, however, technology was simply not enough to prevent the individual from Tokyo drifting onto the steps of a 700-year-old church.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fusawtfm%2Fphotos%2Fa.10150129458503606%2F10161010548863606%2F%3Ftype%3D3&#038;show_text=true&#038;width=500\" width=\"500\" height=\"497\" style=\"border:none;overflow:hidden\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Saint Aegidius was rebuilt from 1407 to 1412, and has served as a Catholic Church since. But this is the first time it\u2019s ever been used as a pedestal and parking lot for a Dodge Charger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The navigation system reportedly brought the unnamed driver to the steps of the church, where the vehicle became stuck, local police told <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stripes.com\/theaters\/europe\/2022-11-02\/army-dodge-church-steps-bavaria-7898644.html\" target=\"_blank\">Stripes<\/a>. Pictures of the mishap showed up first on the popular Facebook page <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/usawtfm\/photos\/pcb.10161010548908606\/10161010548863606\/\" target=\"_blank\">U.S. Army WTF Moments<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Reports didn\u2019t identify the driver, but the church is in Vilseck, home to USAG Bavaria, the biggest U.S. Army training ground in Europe. 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