Since Dr. Seuss first introduced him in 1957, the ultimate Christmas grump has taken the form of the amorphous green meanie known as \u201cThe Grinch.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Depicted as a roughly middle-aged curmudgeon with no family or friends, the Grinch\u2019s past is relatively unknown beyond a brief backstory that suggests he was an orphan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the Grinch chooses to steal Christmas, however, his actions happen to be rather consistent with the training and attitude of an angry veteran. Here are a handful of unmistakable signs the Grinch is actually prior military.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Grinch\u2019s mood mirrors that of a classic driver seat-ranting veteran \u2014 mad at the world yet rather disconnected from it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The choice to steal Christmas is not so much about taking physical gifts as it is about crushing the spirits of the Whos. The recognition that he can destroy the morale of an entire town is extremely top brass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Max is trained to go above and beyond the normal duties of man\u2019s \u2014 or green monster\u2019s \u2014 best friend. From being an emotional companion to driving the Grinch\u2019s getaway sleigh, he always rises to meet his owner\u2019s challenges. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Grinch\u2019s use of a makeshift flamethrower to burn down Whoville\u2019s Christmas tree illustrates clear explosive ordnance training. Accidentally blowing up a gas line while driving a mini-car, however, is also the kind of reckless thing a member of the E-4 mafia might do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can\u2019t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I\u2019m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness,\u201d notes the Grinch as he ponders his day. The regimen mirrors that of many a veteran home longing for the days of deployment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many veterans prefer an off-the-grid existence, post-service. In the Grinch\u2019s case, it\u2019s a solitary cave-like home on Mount Crumpit. It\u2019s outdoorsy, far from society, and even has a few characteristics of a doomsday prepper\u2019s domicile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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