Many moons have elapsed since last we\u2019ve gazed upon a carefully sketched cloud-dong bringing tidings of joy down upon us from the heavens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But don\u2019t fret. Phallic drawings have reached a new domain: The sea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the Ever Given, the Taiwanese cargo ship now trapped in the Suez Canal, rounds out its third day of immobility, it was reported that the vessel, in an earlier part of its voyage, carved out what appears to be a phallic path.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cA spokesperson for vesselfinder.com<\/a> confirmed the ship tracking data was accurate,\u201d according to VICE World News<\/a>, which broke the story about the maritime member.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tracking vehicular penis formations was perhaps made most famous in 2017 during the U.S. Navy\u2019s infamous \u201cSky Dong<\/a>\u201d incident.<\/p>\n\n\n\n On that fateful November day, a magnificent contrail penis appeared stark against the mid-day sky near Naval Air Station Whidbey Island. The Navy subsequently claimed credit for the misunderstood work of art, amazing and appalling many who dared gaze upon it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Ever Given\u2019s rendering, however, was evidently not done in the same vein \u2014 pun intended \u2014 as past examples carried out by the U.S. military, including the Air Force<\/a> and the Marine Corps<\/a>, because it does not appear to have been executed on purpose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Still, we\u2019ll go ahead and consider it a happy accident.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And to that end, the ball is in your court, Navy. Please step your at-sea game up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n